Monday, January 02, 2006

Times of Trenton's 2006 Predictions

From Tom Hester Jr., Capital Talk colmunist:


-- Proving he does plan to impose a "Sixties Hippie Agenda," as conservative Bogota mayor and likely 2009 gubernatorial candidate Steve Lonegan contends, incoming Gov. Jon Corzine will attend Pink Floyd laser shows at the state planetarium.
-- Attempting to ward off the deficit, Corzine will sell the naming rights to the newly revamped planetarium.
-- A special commission will be formed to find out whatever happened to West Brunswick.
-- A Democrat will run against U.S. Rep. Chris Smith, R-Hamilton, and claim his abortion opposition is too radical for New Jersey. Smith will win by nearly a 3-1 margin. (Again, I need some safe predictions.)


Read 'em all for a few laughs and a few sighs.

(cross posted at bluejersey.net)

2 comments:

Tata said...

Chris Smith is a tremendous weenie. can I predict a mustard and relish accident?

Sharon GR said...

Sounds good to me. Sauerkraut, anyone?