Bushtemberfest, or the Festival of Fatal Fuckups, will give GOP-weary Americans a chance to celebrate the non-accomplishments of George W. Bush, the first president to let one major American city be devastated by terrorists and allow another one to drown, all within the space of a few years. The observance will start with the anniversary of the flooding of New Orleans and climax with the anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center, during which time we will pray — loudly and publicly — that no other disasters befall us while we await the blessed day that King George and his menagerie of religious hucksters, corporate bandits and ideological grifters get their eviction notice.
How will you celebrate Bushtemberfest? Head on over to the Opinion Mill and let Steve know. Personally, I think that faithful observers of Bushtemberfest will celebrate by going on vacation to Texas and clear brush. Preferably, underfund your smoke detecters, then light candles in your kitchen before you leave home. Remember to tell everyone that no one could have predicted a house fire.
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Hey! That's not what my Magic 8 Ball says!
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