Thursday, December 22, 2005

Governor's Call to Action!

That really is the title of this page, the page where we can vote for what will be the next slogan for Our Fair State. The choices are:

New Jersey, Expect the Unexpected
New Jersey, Love at First Sight
New Jersey, Come See For Yourself
New Jersey, The Real Deal
New Jersey, The Best Kept Secret

Given a list like that, one has to wonder what didn't make the cut. Possible examples include:

New Jersey, You Got A Problem With That?
New Jersey, More Than Just Exit 13
New Jersey, You Pay To Leave
New Jersey, Proudly Breathing Ohio's Smog
New Jersey, Holding The Place Between New York and Philly
New Jersey, Ooooo, the Posibilities (Sorry, that's the slogan for Delaware's Christiana Mall)
New Jersey, It's Been One Day Since Our Last Political Scand- oh, wait, forget it.
New Jersey, Strange Shape, Lots of Fun!

I could go on all day...

7 comments:

Tata said...

New Jersey: Let's Get A Slice!
New Jersey: Pennsylvania Says We're In The Atlantic.
New Jersey: Bruce Lived WHERE?

Tata said...

Ooh! Ooh!

New Jersey: How About A Sangwich?

Sharon GR said...

I always thought it was spelled "sammich." My bad.

Janet said...

You Pay to Leave...classic.

Tata said...

I'm ashamed I didn't write this before:

New Jersey - Or What?

Take that, Ohio!

Sharon GR said...

Janet- but have you ever noticed, it's true? Every bridge I can think of with a one-way toll has the toll when you LEAVE Jersey, not when you return. So if you don't want to pay the fee to leave, you have to drive north and go through NY.

Honest Abe said...

Or use one of the many free bridges into PA.